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2009-11-20

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carol zwilling1
2009-11-19 22:26:34

Ma toti predicatorii

...in numele lui Dumnezeu sunt curve cu doua fetze si ar trebui pusi in tzeapa cum i-a pus Vlad Tepes pe nesupusi.......

nellu
2009-11-19 22:40:06

sume uriase de bani au fost recuperate ?

jan dinu
2009-11-19 23:06:54

Re: Ma toti predicatorii - orice neam shi religii au uscaturile lor .ndc

La 2009-11-19 22:26:34, carol zwilling1 a scris:...

> ...in numele lui Dumnezeu sunt curve cu doua fetze si ar trebui pusi
> in tzeapa cum i-a pus Vlad Tepes pe nesupusi.......
>

indel
2009-11-19 23:17:51

Sa faci ce zice popa, nu ce face popa!!! NDC

La 2009-11-19 22:26:34, carol zwilling1 a scris:...

> ...in numele lui Dumnezeu sunt curve cu doua fetze si ar trebui pusi
> in tzeapa cum i-a pus Vlad Tepes pe nesupusi.......
>

Aladin
2009-11-19 23:33:23

Lacomia, nu se opreste la usa Templului. Intra inauntru si ramane acolo.

Si Isus Hristos ,a rasturnat mesele camatarilor ,ce schimbau bani si i-a izgonit din templu. Dar din a 2-a zi ,acestia erau la locul lor, unde au ramas pana in zilele noastre. Vorba rabinului (spaniol) Viva el vino,dinero en amor ! drogurile fiind ,pentru stimularea celor ce produc aceste placeri.

Artistul2007
2009-11-20 03:44:40

Poate i s-a inscent asta.

Ne putem ruga sa e intoarca la rugaciune si bunatate caci toti le avem pe ale noastre.

naem
2009-11-20 08:03:24

rabini

Acestia au neobrazarea sa spuna ca si Dumnezeu ii intreba cand trebuie sa ia o hotarare.Evrei de pe glob s-au inbogatit numai prin procedeie oneroase alcool,droguri,tutun ,trafic de carne vie .Dupa ce s-au facut capitalul au inceput sa fabrice si sa comercializeze armament ,evrei nu au avut si nici nu au scrupule cand este vorba de ghisefturi.

Olga Khan
2009-11-20 08:33:59

Si ce daca e rabin????

Intimplarea face sa aibe aceasta meserie si sa fie temptat si de fete tinere fara minte si drogate, adica fara lichiditate .......................
Ca era sau nu omul lui Dumnezeu, si asta e greu de demonstrat aici pe Pamant
intre ticalosi, si el doar presupune!!! n-are curaj sa afirme asa ceva!!!
In alte cuvinte pe oricine l-ar fi temptat asa ceva, insa el al fost prins din cauza de nepricepere la acest tip de geschefft.
Acu nu primeste Sholet de Shabes!!! sau nu stiu cum sint tratati evreii in puscarie care maninca numai Glatt Kosher .....

Giurgiu Crisan
2009-11-20 08:51:07

a gresit si el......

s-a angrenat cu indivizi care l-au folosit.Oricum e binecunoscut ca rabinii nu fac treburi de acest gen. Nenorocitii de pe linga el care l-au mintit si l-au atras in afaceri necurate sint in primul rind vinovati .

nellu
2009-11-20 08:52:27

Re: rabini

La 2009-11-20 08:03:24, naem a scris:

> Acestia au neobrazarea sa spuna ca si Dumnezeu ii intreba cand trebuie
> sa ia o hotarare.Evrei de pe glob s-au inbogatit numai prin procedeie
> oneroase alcool,droguri,tutun ,trafic de carne vie .Dupa ce s-au facut
> capitalul au inceput sa fabrice si sa comercializeze armament ,evrei
> nu au avut si nici nu au scrupule cand este vorba de ghisefturi.
=========================================================
Tocmai s-a hotarat la consiliul mondial al rabinilor sa ceara dreptul de autor al Bibliei pana la pagina 700 ,testul pana la pagina 1000 este considerata opera popilor slavoni care oricum va impozeaza zilnic.
Restul textului tau este o mare onoare fata de poporul evreu care dupa cum ti-ai dat seama de milenii are talentul de a face din materii fecalle si dejectii umane bani pe cant ceilalti fac din bani materialul organic folosit de ei.
Si cum comertul este liber deci in functie de cerere si oferta nu ai de ce sa te miri de succesul lor in afaceri.
Inteleg ca te cam deranjeaza faptul ca faci parte din materialul organic folosit ca piesa de baza in a face bani din el -dar asa este in viata nimeni si nimic nu este perfect..

nellu
2009-11-20 09:09:47

Re: Lacomia, nu se opreste la usa Templului. Intra inauntru si ramane acolo.

La 2009-11-19 23:33:23, Aladin a scris:

> Si Isus Hristos ,a rasturnat mesele camatarilor ,ce schimbau bani si
> i-a izgonit din templu. Dar din a 2-a zi ,acestia erau la locul lor,
> unde au ramas pana in zilele noastre. Vorba rabinului (spaniol) Viva
> el vino,dinero en amor ! drogurile fiind ,pentru stimularea celor ce
> produc aceste placeri.
===========================================================
Persoana care a rasturnat mesele afaceristilor din templu a fost Joshua din Nazareth care dupa cateva sute de ani si-a" romaniazatiarul " numele in Isus Hristos pentru a sigura succesul urmasilor in afaceri.

Ziarul financiar din acea perioada nu a dat multe amanunte care au fost cauzele acestui gest.
Dupa multi ani elevii Marx,.Enghels,Lenin au procedat la fel rasturnand tarabele capitalistilor, dar si aceast fapt nu a durat prea mult deci ai dreptate cu fraza:"Dar din a 2-a zi ,acestia erau la locul lor, unde au ramas pana in zilele noastre"

In rest "carnea vie" si drogurile au fost perfectionate de technologii moderne pentru a creste randamentul afacerilor si de a mari numarul de clienti potentiali care nu lipsesc.Deci reclama este sufletul comertului.

Alex2003
2009-11-20 09:18:57

100 de grame ???

Pai la New York se vinde cu zeci de kilograme, si cine nu foloseste cocaina, nici nu este considerat om... si mai devreme sau mai tirziu, isi pierde locul de munca fiind
"nesociabil" sau antisocial....

nellu
2009-11-20 09:50:49

Re: 100 de grame ???

4chan
2009-11-20 10:36:34

este totul doar o provocare arabeasca

antisemintelor

atentie tatal
2009-11-20 14:17:32

pentru oamenii de cultura iata care e traducerea numelui acestui rabin :

e cam greu de tradus exact, limba romana si cea ebraica fiind din familii diferite, dar :
LEVAREH = A BINECUVANTA
BARUH = BINECUVANTAT
SHALOM = PACE
ISH = INDIVID, INS, BARBAT
deci , in traducere libera - numele gagiului e : binecuvantatul om al pacii - BARUCH ISH SHALOM (SHALOM ISH).

Eufrosin
2009-11-20 15:47:44

Mic copil

Fata de mafia rabinilor din New York, New Jersey si Connecticutt, asta e un biet ageamiu. Rabinii americani traficau organe de oameni. Potentialii donatori erau convinsi sa coopereze cu pistolul la tampla. Miza? Milioane de dolari. Un rinichi e ieftin cumparat de la moldoveanul sarman pentru $10.000 si numai potrivit ca pret celui care plateste $100.000 pentru a nu astepta pe lista:

http://eufrosin.wordpress.com/2009/07/24/credeati-ca-se-intampla-doar-la-noi/

contraevreu-rus
2009-11-20 16:51:18

Portia zilnica de articole anti evreiesti si aparitia antisemitilor

care dintre voi gloata antisemita poate sa dea statistica popilor care au omorat mii de oameni lucrand pentru securitatea lui Ceausescu si cati calugari criminali ca cel de la manastirea Tanacu au ucis oameni incercand sa le scoata dracu din cap.In articol scrie clar ca el nu a vandut droguri deci nu a omorat pe nimeni,simplu ocupativa de criminali vostri inainte de a da vina pe altii.

Huhu Ciu
2009-11-20 17:19:23

Rabini-sex-bani-droguri ha ha ha ha ha ha, da' uitai de rabinii aia monstruosi din SUA cu traficu'

de organeee....!!!!!!!

Eufrosin
2009-11-20 17:21:41

Re: Portia zilnica de articole anti evreiesti si aparitia antisemitilor

Ai dreptate: toti cei care semnaleaza crimele unor evrei, sunt automat anisemiti.

La 2009-11-20 16:51:18, contraevreu-rus a scris:

> care dintre voi gloata antisemita poate sa dea ...

Evreu-rus
2009-11-20 18:08:00

Este mic copil

Fata de alti rabini amatori ai practicilor sexuale denaturate (pedofilei sau homosexualitate):
-Case of Shlomo Aviner (Rosh Yeshiva, Ateret Cohanim Yeshiva, Rabbi of Beit El, Israel)
-Case of Rabbi Lewis Brenner (Convicted of child molestation. The original charges included 14 counts of sodomy, sexual abuse and endangering the welfare of a child. He agreed to plead guilty to one count of sodomy in the third degree, a Class E felony, in exchange for a sentence of five years' probation.)
-Case of Rabbi Ephraim Bryks (Accusations about sexual inappropriate behavior with children started surfacing in the 1980's. Rabbi Bryks is currently a member of the Vaad Harabonim of Queens. The Vaad is a Rabbinical committee that makes important decisions within an orthodox community.)
-Case of Rabbi Shlomo Carlebach (Accused of several cases of child molestation, and sexual assault of young women)
-Case Rabbi Perry Ian Cohen - Montreal and Toronto Canada (Accused of sexual abuse of a seventeen year old. Fired for sexual impropriety with congregants)
-Case of Rabbi Yitzchak Cohen (Accused of sexually harassing students at Bar-Ilan University)
-Case of Rabbi Ephraim Goldberg - Boca Raton, Flordia (Pled guilty to one misdemeanor count of exposure of sexual organs in a washroom at a Palm Beach Mall.)
-Case of Rabbi/Cantor Sidney Goldenberg (Convicted of molesting children. The first complaints came in 1971. He was finally convicted in 1997.)
-Case of Cantor Joel Gordon (Convicted of having keeping a house of prostitution and involvement in a prostitution ring.)
-Case of Rabbi Israel Grunwald (Accused of molesting a 15 year old on a 1995 plane flight from Australia to LA. The charge against him were dropped after agreeing to perform 500 hours of community service and to seek counseling. Grunwald was the chief rabbi of an Hungarian Hasidic congregation in Brooklyn, known as the Pupas).

Case of The State of Israel Vs. Sex Offender (Convicted of repeated rape and forced molestation of his graddaughter.)
-Case of Yehudah Friedlander - Rabbi 's Assistant (Accused of molesting a 15 year old on a 1995 plane flight from Australia to LA. Friedlander was the assistant to the chief rabbi of an Hungarian Hasidic congregation in Brooklyn, known as the Pupas)
-Case of the Rabbi at Hillel Torah, Chicago, IL (A teacher at the Chicago school was accused of child molestation. His name was not released. The school did everything correctly in attempting to keep the children safe once accusations were made.)
-Case of Rabbi Solomon Hafner (Accused of sexually abusing a developmentally disabled boy)
-Case of Rabbi (Alan J.) Shneur Horowitz (Convicted and sentenced to 10 - 20 years in prison for sodomizing a nine-year-old psychiatric patient. Allegedly, he has assaulted a string of children from California to Israel to New York in the past twenty years. Alan J. Horowitz is an Orthodox rabbi, magna cum laude, M.D., Ph.D. A graduate of Duke University, and was a writer for NAMBLA (North American Man/Boy Love Association).
-Case of Jacob Frank and the Frankist Movement (Accused of cultic type practices and sexual offenses)
-Case of Rabbi Israel Kestenbaum (Accused of child pornography on the internet)
-Case of Rabbi Robert Kirschner (Accused of sexually exploited or harassing three congregants and a synagogue employee)
-Case of Rabbi Ze'ev Kopolevitch (Convicted of molesting students at Rosh Yeshiva, Netiv Meir yeshiva high school)
-Case of Rabbi Baruch Lanner (Convicted - child molestation.)
-Case of Rabbi Jerrold Martin Levy (Convicted of two counts of soliciting sex through the Internet and two counts of child pornography. He was sentenced to six years and sex in prison. He was caught in the "Candyman" year-long sting operation by the US government.)
-Case of Rabbi Pinchas Lew (Accused of exposed himself to a woman.)
-Case of Rabbi/Psychologist Mordecai Magencey (lost his license to practice in the State of Missouri because of his sexual misconduct with his patients.)
-Case of Rabbi Richard Marcovitz (Convicted of indecent or lewd acts with a child, and sexual battery)
-Case of Rabbi Juda Mintz (Convicted - internet sting on child pornography)
-Rabbi Yona Metzger (Accused of sexually misconduct with four men)
-Case of Rabbi Avrohom Mondrowitz (Accused of two counts of sex abuse with boys at a special education school in New York)
-Case of Cantor Howard Nevison (Accused of molesting his nephew)
-Case of Rabbi Michael Ozair (Accused of sexual molestation of a then-14-year-old girl)
-Case of Cantor Stanley Rosenfeld (Convicted of molesting a 12-year-old boy he was tutoring.)
-Case of Rabbi Charles Shalman (Accused of sexual misconduct toward female congregational members)
-Case of Cantor Robert Shapiro (Accused of three counts of rape and four counts of indecent assault and battery to a mentally retarded woman)
-Case of Cantor Michael Segelstein (Accused of attempted rape; Chabad - Las Vegas, Nevada)
-Case of Rabbi Ze'ev Sultanovitch (Accused of sexually molesting a number of adult yeshiva students at the Merkaz Harav Yeshiva)
-Case of Rabbi Melvin Teitelbaum (Accused of three counts of sex crimes against two boys under the age of 14, and one count of assault with intent to commit rape against one boy's mother. The charges were dropped for lack of evidenced)
-Case of Rabbi Isadore Trachtman (Accused of cultic type practices and sexual offenses)
-Case of Rabbi Hirsch Travis (Rabbi in Monsey, accused of posing as a Brooklyn doctor specializing in infertility problems, and allegedly sexually abusing and assaulting a patient.)
-Case of Rabbi Matis Weinberg (Accused of cultic type practices and sexual offenses)
-Case of Rabbi Yaakov Weiner (Accused of molesting boy at Camp Mogen Avraham, New York)
http://www.theawarenesscenter.org/clergyabuse

roy
2009-11-20 18:13:21

Rabinul

unei comunitatzi din America implinii douazeci de ani de pastorit, la care sefii comunitatzii se gandira sa-i faca o surpriza.

Prin urmare, i-au cumparat bilet de avion pentru Haway si o saptamana la un hotel de lux.

Ajunge rabinul la hotel, se face lejer, isi desface bagajele si aude deodata ciocanituri in usa. Deschide usa si intra inauntru o tanara superba care ii inmaneaza o scrisoare si incepe sa se dezbrace.

Rabinul citeste scrisoarea (parte din surpriza) in care seful comunitatzii ii ureaza ...good time.

Rabinul se face rosu la fatza, si manios ia telefonul si il cheama pe domnul Goldstein, seful comunitatzii:

Ce-i asta domnule Goldstein? Eu sunt rabin, o persoana onorabila, cum se poate sa va ganditzi sa-mi trimitetzi o fata la hotel? Si suparat ii tranteste telefonul.

Intre timp, tipa care a auzit tzipetele rabinului, s-a imbracat la loc si era pe cale sa plece.

Rabimul ii spune: Ei, fetitzo, unde pleci, pe tine nu sunt suparat!

roy
2009-11-20 18:15:55

Re: Este mic copil

Vezi sa nu incep eu cu articolele despre pedofilia in Romania ca te bag sub covor.

Si despre sex cu animale. Doar acum trei zile era in Ziua un articol despre unul care "a abuzat" o iapa insarcinata! si a determinat moartea ei...

Las-o moarta! (Nu pe iapa...)

La 2009-11-20 18:08:00, Evreu-rus a scris:

> Fata de alti rabini amatori ai practicilor sexuale denaturate
> (pedofilei sau homosexualitate):
> -Case of Shlomo Aviner (Rosh Yeshiva, Ateret Cohanim Yeshiva, Rabbi of
> Beit El, Israel)
> -Case of Rabbi Lewis Brenner (Convicted of child molestation. The
> original charges included 14 counts of sodomy, sexual abuse and
> endangering the welfare of a child. He agreed to plead guilty to one
> count of sodomy in the third degree, a Class E felony, in exchange
> for a sentence of five years' probation.)
> -Case of Rabbi Ephraim Bryks (Accusations about sexual inappropriate
> behavior with children started surfacing in the 1980's. Rabbi Bryks
> is currently a member of the Vaad Harabonim of Queens. The Vaad is a
> Rabbinical committee that makes important decisions within an
> orthodox community.)
> -Case of Rabbi Shlomo Carlebach (Accused of several cases of child
> molestation, and sexual assault of young women)
> -Case Rabbi Perry Ian Cohen - Montreal and Toronto Canada (Accused of
> sexual abuse of a seventeen year old. Fired for sexual impropriety
> with congregants)
> -Case of Rabbi Yitzchak Cohen (Accused of sexually harassing students
> at Bar-Ilan University)
> -Case of Rabbi Ephraim Goldberg - Boca Raton, Flordia (Pled guilty to
> one misdemeanor count of exposure of sexual organs in a washroom at a
> Palm Beach Mall.)
> -Case of Rabbi/Cantor Sidney Goldenberg (Convicted of molesting
> children. The first complaints came in 1971. He was finally convicted
> in 1997.)
> -Case of Cantor Joel Gordon (Convicted of having keeping a house of
> prostitution and involvement in a prostitution ring.)
> -Case of Rabbi Israel Grunwald (Accused of molesting a 15 year old on
> a 1995 plane flight from Australia to LA. The charge against him were
> dropped after agreeing to perform 500 hours of community service and
> to seek counseling. Grunwald was the chief rabbi of an Hungarian
> Hasidic congregation in Brooklyn, known as the Pupas).
>
> Case of The State of Israel Vs. Sex Offender (Convicted of repeated
> rape and forced molestation of his graddaughter.)
> -Case of Yehudah Friedlander - Rabbi 's Assistant (Accused of
> molesting a 15 year old on a 1995 plane flight from Australia to LA.
> Friedlander was the assistant to the chief rabbi of an Hungarian
> Hasidic congregation in Brooklyn, known as the Pupas)
> -Case of the Rabbi at Hillel Torah, Chicago, IL (A teacher at the
> Chicago school was accused of child molestation. His name was not
> released. The school did everything correctly in attempting to keep
> the children safe once accusations were made.)
> -Case of Rabbi Solomon Hafner (Accused of sexually abusing a
> developmentally disabled boy)
> -Case of Rabbi (Alan J.) Shneur Horowitz (Convicted and sentenced to
> 10 - 20 years in prison for sodomizing a nine-year-old psychiatric
> patient. Allegedly, he has assaulted a string of children from
> California to Israel to New York in the past twenty years. Alan J.
> Horowitz is an Orthodox rabbi, magna cum laude, M.D., Ph.D. A
> graduate of Duke University, and was a writer for NAMBLA (North
> American Man/Boy Love Association).
> -Case of Jacob Frank and the Frankist Movement (Accused of cultic type
> practices and sexual offenses)
> -Case of Rabbi Israel Kestenbaum (Accused of child pornography on the
> internet)
> -Case of Rabbi Robert Kirschner (Accused of sexually exploited or
> harassing three congregants and a synagogue employee)
> -Case of Rabbi Ze'ev Kopolevitch (Convicted of molesting students at
> Rosh Yeshiva, Netiv Meir yeshiva high school)
> -Case of Rabbi Baruch Lanner (Convicted - child molestation.)
> -Case of Rabbi Jerrold Martin Levy (Convicted of two counts of
> soliciting sex through the Internet and two counts of child
> pornography. He was sentenced to six years and sex in prison. He was
> caught in the "Candyman" year-long sting operation by the US
> government.)
> -Case of Rabbi Pinchas Lew (Accused of exposed himself to a woman.)
> -Case of Rabbi/Psychologist Mordecai Magencey (lost his license to
> practice in the State of Missouri because of his sexual misconduct
> with his patients.)
> -Case of Rabbi Richard Marcovitz (Convicted of indecent or lewd acts
> with a child, and sexual battery)
> -Case of Rabbi Juda Mintz (Convicted - internet sting on child
> pornography)
> -Rabbi Yona Metzger (Accused of sexually misconduct with four men)
> -Case of Rabbi Avrohom Mondrowitz (Accused of two counts of sex abuse
> with boys at a special education school in New York)
> -Case of Cantor Howard Nevison (Accused of molesting his nephew)
> -Case of Rabbi Michael Ozair (Accused of sexual molestation of a
> then-14-year-old girl)
> -Case of Cantor Stanley Rosenfeld (Convicted of molesting a
> 12-year-old boy he was tutoring.)
> -Case of Rabbi Charles Shalman (Accused of sexual misconduct toward
> female congregational members)
> -Case of Cantor Robert Shapiro (Accused of three counts of rape and
> four counts of indecent assault and battery to a mentally retarded
> woman)
> -Case of Cantor Michael Segelstein (Accused of attempted rape; Chabad
> - Las Vegas, Nevada)
> -Case of Rabbi Ze'ev Sultanovitch (Accused of sexually molesting a
> number of adult yeshiva students at the Merkaz Harav Yeshiva)
> -Case of Rabbi Melvin Teitelbaum (Accused of three counts of sex
> crimes against two boys under the age of 14, and one count of assault
> with intent to commit rape against one boy's mother. The charges were
> dropped for lack of evidenced)
> -Case of Rabbi Isadore Trachtman (Accused of cultic type practices and
> sexual offenses)
> -Case of Rabbi Hirsch Travis (Rabbi in Monsey, accused of posing as a
> Brooklyn doctor specializing in infertility problems, and allegedly
> sexually abusing and assaulting a patient.)
> -Case of Rabbi Matis Weinberg (Accused of cultic type practices and
> sexual offenses)
> -Case of Rabbi Yaakov Weiner (Accused of molesting boy at Camp Mogen
> Avraham, New York)
> http://www.theawarenesscenter.org/clergyabuse
>
>

Evreu-rus
2009-11-20 18:43:50

Re: Este mic copil

La 2009-11-20 18:15:55, roy a scris:

> Vezi sa nu incep eu cu articolele despre pedofilia in Romania ca te
> bag sub covor.

De cati preoti ortodoxi romani pedofili sau zoofili ai auzit? Homosexuali da, dar pedofili? Ai fi capabili sa postezi o lista asemanatoare cu a mea, care sa includa deviatiile sexuale ale preotilor romani?

roy
2009-11-20 18:48:25

Re: Este mic copil

As fi capabil, insa nu ma intereseaza sa o fac.

Nu sunt obsedat anti-roman cum esti tu contra evreilor, deci nu prepar liste si nu stau ore pe internet sa caut "victime".

Iar obsesia ta, din pacate nu cred ca se poate vindeca psihiatric. Esti un caz pierdut.
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La 2009-11-20 18:43:50, Evreu-rus a scris:

>
> De cati preoti ortodoxi romani pedofili sau zoofili ai auzit?
> Homosexuali da, dar pedofili? Ai fi capabili sa postezi o lista
> asemanatoare cu a mea, care sa includa deviatiile sexuale ale
> preotilor romani?
>

carol zwilling1
2009-11-20 18:51:07

Re: Este mic copil

La 2009-11-20 18:43:50, Evreu-rus a scris:

> La 2009-11-20 18:15:55, roy a scris:
>
> > Vezi sa nu incep eu cu articolele despre pedofilia in Romania ca te
> > bag sub covor.
>
> De cati preoti ortodoxi romani pedofili sau zoofili ai auzit?
> Homosexuali da, dar pedofili? Ai fi capabili sa postezi o lista
> asemanatoare cu a mea, care sa includa deviatiile sexuale ale
> preotilor romani?
>

Ai altceva mai onorabil de facut mai matraguna Islamofascista??????
Esti prezent doar la articole cu capitole de evrei!?
Oricum ai o profesie rentabila,intriga,ura,rasism,antisimitism si mai ales diversionism pe un forum romanesc ce a devenit o ciuperca otravita........

Huhu Ciu
2009-11-20 19:03:33

Re: Rabinul / :)))))))))))))))))), destept rabin, bine ca nu i-au trimis un copilas de 5-10 ani

La 2009-11-20 18:13:21, roy a scris:

> unei comunitatzi din America implinii douazeci de ani de pastorit, la
> care sefii comunitatzii se gandira sa-i faca o surpriza.
>
> Prin urmare, i-au cumparat bilet de avion pentru Haway si o saptamana
> la un hotel de lux.
>
> Ajunge rabinul la hotel, se face lejer, isi desface bagajele si aude
> deodata ciocanituri in usa. Deschide usa si intra inauntru o tanara
> superba care ii inmaneaza o scrisoare si incepe sa se dezbrace.
>
> Rabinul citeste scrisoarea (parte din surpriza) in care seful
> comunitatzii ii ureaza ...good time.
>
> Rabinul se face rosu la fatza, si manios ia telefonul si il cheama pe
> domnul Goldstein, seful comunitatzii:
>
> Ce-i asta domnule Goldstein? Eu sunt rabin, o persoana onorabila, cum
> se poate sa va ganditzi sa-mi trimitetzi o fata la hotel? Si suparat
> ii tranteste telefonul.
>
> Intre timp, tipa care a auzit tzipetele rabinului, s-a imbracat la
> loc si era pe cale sa plece.
>
> Rabimul ii spune: Ei, fetitzo, unde pleci, pe tine nu sunt suparat!
>

roy
2009-11-20 19:14:14

Re: Rabinul / :)))))))))))))))))), destept rabin, bine ca nu i-au trimis un copilas de 5-10 ani

Mai tzii minte cand tzi-am raspuns la o postare de a ta cu cateva articole despre Romania - raiul pedofililor?

Nu ma provoca, ca incep iar sa caut pe Internet :-)... Intre timp s-au adaugat si cateva cazuri de zoofilie...

Dar daca itzi place subiectul, pune si tu un banc cu preotzi ortodocsi pedofili (ca de catolici nu se duce lipsa).
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La 2009-11-20 19:03:33, Huhu Ciu a scris:

> La 2009-11-20 18:13:21, roy a scris:
>
> > unei comunitatzi din America implinii douazeci de ani de pastorit, la
> > care sefii comunitatzii se gandira sa-i faca o surpriza.
> >
> > Prin urmare, i-au cumparat bilet de avion pentru Haway si o saptamana
> > la un hotel de lux.
> >
> > Ajunge rabinul la hotel, se face lejer, isi desface bagajele si aude
> > deodata ciocanituri in usa. Deschide usa si intra inauntru o tanara
> > superba care ii inmaneaza o scrisoare si incepe sa se dezbrace.
> >
> > Rabinul citeste scrisoarea (parte din surpriza) in care seful
> > comunitatzii ii ureaza ...good time.
> >
> > Rabinul se face rosu la fatza, si manios ia telefonul si il cheama pe
> > domnul Goldstein, seful comunitatzii:
> >
> > Ce-i asta domnule Goldstein? Eu sunt rabin, o persoana onorabila, cum
> > se poate sa va ganditzi sa-mi trimitetzi o fata la hotel? Si suparat
> > ii tranteste telefonul.
> >
> > Intre timp, tipa care a auzit tzipetele rabinului, s-a imbracat la
> > loc si era pe cale sa plece.
> >
> > Rabimul ii spune: Ei, fetitzo, unde pleci, pe tine nu sunt suparat!
> >
>
>

carol zwilling1
2009-11-20 19:16:52

Crestinesc- Ceausist

Cu 15 minute inainte de executie:
- Cuplul Ceausescu a fost gasit vinovat si, prin urmare, va fi executat! Totusi, pentru ca suntem un popor crestin iar azi e Craciunul, va vom indeplini 3 dorinte, inainte de executie!
- 1. Scornicestiul sa devina capitala Romaniei.
2. F.C. Olt sa devina campioana Romaniei.
3. Sa ne ingropati la Ierusalim.
Judecatorul delibereaza cateva minute, iar apoi ii anunta:
- Scornicestiul e oras frumos. In cativa ani de truda, vom face din el o metropola si, bineinteles, capitala Romaniei.
F.C. Olt e echipa buna. Vom aduce la ea cativa jucatori buni si, intr-un an, va deveni campioana nationala.
Dar la Ierusalim nici in ruptul capului nu va ingropam, caci a mai fost unul ingropat acolo si a inviat.

Evreu-rus
2009-11-20 19:56:43

Re: Este mic copil

La 2009-11-20 18:48:25, roy a scris:

> As fi capabil, insa nu ma intereseaza sa o fac.

Spune-o mai bine pe aia dreapta: nu gasesti nici un exemplu satisfacator.

Huhu Ciu
2009-11-20 20:02:24

Re: Rabinul / :)))))))), destept rabin, bine ca nu i-au trimis un copilas de 5-10 ani / Roiule te

rog sa ma scuzi, nu mai cauta bre, nimic pe Interniet, spasiba!



La 2009-11-20 19:14:14, roy a scris:

> Mai tzii minte cand tzi-am raspuns la o postare de a ta cu cateva
> articole despre Romania - raiul pedofililor?
>
> Nu ma provoca, ca incep iar sa caut pe Internet :-)... Intre timp s-au
> adaugat si cateva cazuri de zoofilie...
>
> Dar daca itzi place subiectul, pune si tu un banc cu preotzi ortodocsi
> pedofili (ca de catolici nu se duce lipsa).
> -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> La 2009-11-20 19:03:33, Huhu Ciu a scris:
>
> > La 2009-11-20 18:13:21, roy a scris:
> >
> > > unei comunitatzi din America implinii douazeci de ani de pastorit, la
> > > care sefii comunitatzii se gandira sa-i faca o surpriza.
> > >
> > > Prin urmare, i-au cumparat bilet de avion pentru Haway si o saptamana
> > > la un hotel de lux.
> > >
> > > Ajunge rabinul la hotel, se face lejer, isi desface bagajele si aude
> > > deodata ciocanituri in usa. Deschide usa si intra inauntru o tanara
> > > superba care ii inmaneaza o scrisoare si incepe sa se dezbrace.
> > >
> > > Rabinul citeste scrisoarea (parte din surpriza) in care seful
> > > comunitatzii ii ureaza ...good time.
> > >
> > > Rabinul se face rosu la fatza, si manios ia telefonul si il cheama pe
> > > domnul Goldstein, seful comunitatzii:
> > >
> > > Ce-i asta domnule Goldstein? Eu sunt rabin, o persoana onorabila, cum
> > > se poate sa va ganditzi sa-mi trimitetzi o fata la hotel? Si suparat
> > > ii tranteste telefonul.
> > >
> > > Intre timp, tipa care a auzit tzipetele rabinului, s-a imbracat la
> > > loc si era pe cale sa plece.
> > >
> > > Rabimul ii spune: Ei, fetitzo, unde pleci, pe tine nu sunt suparat!
> > >
> >
> >
>
>


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