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2006-11-09
folclorist din trei-iezi-cucuieti (...@aol.com, IP: 207.200.116...)
2006-11-09 05:32
Fiti linistiti !

Nu va fi criza de palestinieni. Au cea mai mare rata de nasteri intre arabi.
Incetul cu incetul invata ca este o legatura intre a ataca Israelul si darimarea casei lui. Unii invata mai greu si de asta trebuie repetata invatatura lunar.
Bravo Israel ! Desi tare mai sinteti slabi la productivitate !

Mos Grigore din Chicago (...@worldnet.att.net, IP: 68.165.187...)
2006-11-09 05:56
Re: Fiti linistiti !

briel (...@yahoo.ca, IP: 67.70.30...)
2006-11-09 06:30
Re: Fiti linistiti ! How are you? Ti-ai revenit?

Ma bucur sa te vad din nou pe baricada.
Tonusul tau face bine la tonusul meu.
Inveselim putin morga (ca expresie faciala) cu
o gluma?
La intrebarea:
WHY DID THE CKICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?,
s-a raspuns cam asa:

John Kerry's Answer:
I agree that the chicken should cross the road,
but I believe that the chicken should not get to the other side...

Jack Nicholson's Answer:
Cause it (beep) wanted to.
That's the (beep) reason.

Senator Lieberman's Answer:
I believe that every chicken has the right to worship
his or her God in his or her own way. Crossing the road
is a spiritual journey and no chicken should be denied
the right to cross the road in his or her own way.

George Bush's Answer:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road.
We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the
road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us.
There is no middle ground here.

Ernest Hemingway's Answer:
To die. In the rain. Alone.

John Lennon's Answer:
Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.

Saddam Hussein's Answer:
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were
quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

Bill Clinton's Answer:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken.
What do you mean by chicken?
Could you define chicken, please?


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